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Old 07-01-2020, 17:15   #1
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Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a
sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each,
trousers $2.50 each. "

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of
these, take 'em back to Auburn, sell 'em to our friends, and make a
fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they
might think we're ignorant and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll
talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of
them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs
of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Alabama, ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry cleaners".

Got this from "Okie" a friend on SCH OUTDOORS
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Old 07-02-2020, 00:07   #2
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Now THAT...is some funny chyt right thar !!
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