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Old 02-13-2020, 23:56   #1
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Happy V.D. to free and Lousy !!

i've spun the handle for a couple weeks hearing the tune over & over.......then POP and both the monkey AND the weasel popped out of the ignore box.

Lets see what happens now.

As I dance......around and around the mullberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel....the monkey stopped to pull up his sock, and POP...the weasel jumped on his back, humping furiously while they both screamed in simian delight !!

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Whew...for a moment there, I thought you were warning us to stay away from your female relatives who are afflicted with VD, but it was only a Valentine's Day greeting. Thanks and same to you.
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Old 02-15-2020, 01:03   #4
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Parnelli....as big a 1911 fan as I am, and I did not know that fact !!

Lousy....my female relatives would run over you looking for a MAN to have relations with.....
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Parnelli....as big a 1911 fan as I am, and I did not know that fact !!

Lousy....my female relatives would run over you looking for a MAN to have relations with.....

Oh, i am sure your female relatives prefer the scraggly bearded, unbathed, toothless and poorly edu-ma-cated boyz whose MAGA hats only have the initials of the words and who work at the local gas station changing tires.
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Parnelli....as big a 1911 fan as I am, and I did not know that fact !!

Lousy....my female relatives would run over you looking for a MAN to have relations with.....
Me neither! I looked up twisted valentine's memes and there it was... a fun fact so I'd say!
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Old 02-15-2020, 13:18   #7
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no Lousy....they just prefer men who have never had relations with other mens rectums.
....and NOT being the proverbial "90 pound weakling" is also a must.
so yeah....you'd just be S.O.L. w/ my girl cousins.
and my Sister.......she'd throw rocks at you i'm sure !!

who am I kidding????
i'm sure MOST of my female relatives could not only outshoot you.....but also whip your a** in a fistfight !
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OH no no… our lil' butty told us that it was 6'3" weighing 220... wait, that other time it was 6'5" and heavier... wait... oh hell I can't keep the lies any straighter than that lying fool can!
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Been my experience that the bigger they think they are the harder they hit the ground.
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... scraggly bearded, unbathed, toothless and poorly edu-ma-cated boyz ... who work at the local gas station changing tires.
Just the person I'd want to meet if I were having trouble on the road.

Hat or no hat.
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No surprise, you two do an awful lot of imagining about unsavory men.
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Just the person I'd want to meet if I were having trouble on the road.

Hat or no hat.
until my cousin Zeke breaks out his banjo.......
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until my cousin Zeke breaks out his banjo.......
You said it, not me.
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I'ma bet your dirt button puckered at the thought little nazi!
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Banjos playing
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Makes you wet huh?
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You sure got a purdey mouth boy.....and the pussy hat brigade was formed on that consumation if you will.
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No surprise, you two do an awful lot of imagining about unsavory men.
Are you advertising the availability of the unsavory men in your family?
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My Father is an 87 year old Baptist minister that could still stomp the louseesh!t out of a sopping wet pussy like yourself lil' butty… and he is likely the least capable, and still has yet to truly slow down.
If in your mind, that is unsavory... then damned skippy!

Kind of creeps me out that you would be doing an awful lot of imagining about my Father... much less me or my sons... but hey... it's kind of hard to un-idiot the idiots in this world eh?
Especially the fraudulent lying commie ones!
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I mentioned the "unsavory men" in your family. If you want to include your dad in that group, well, you know him better than I...
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Says the self proclaimed (yet lying) atheist about a Baptist minister... imagine that!
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I don't know anything about your dad, but unsavory ministers of every sect frequently make the news, and not in a good way. Here's one such news story:

"For more than a decade, a Baptist preacher in Oklahoma has been what he calls "a lone voice in the wilderness."

"Pastor Wade Burleson called on the Southern Baptist Convention to protect its flock by creating a database that would track church workers accused of sexual abuse.

"Such a list was published Monday, but not by the Baptists.

"The Houston Chronicle and San Antonio Express-News in an expansive investigation named 220 pastors, ministers, deacons, volunteers, Sunday school teachers and others who were found guilty of sexually abusing churchgoers over 20 years.

"More than 250 have been charged. And roughly 380 Southern Baptist church leaders and volunteers have faced allegations of sexual misconduct involving more than 700 victims, the report found. That includes those who were convicted, credibly accused and successfully sued.

"Some of the victims were molested repeatedly and some were as young as 3, according to the report."

Must be fake news, right?
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Your booter fizzled out again on that one lil' butty.
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How many news stories of unsavory ministers should I post? There's no shortage of them.
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