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Subject: Saudi Football Fun!
A Ohio State fan, a Michigan fan and a Penn State fan
were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate
of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in
and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is
a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible
crime of actually being caught consuming the booze,
they were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of
very good lawyers, they were able to successfully
appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a
stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the
day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent
Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving
just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were
preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly
said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she
has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your

The Penn State fan was first in line (he had drunk the
least), so he thought about this for a while and then
said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes
before the whip went through.
The Penn State fan had to be carried away bleeding and
crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The Michigan fan was next up (he almost finished an
entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene,
said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my
back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes
before the whip went through again, sending the
Michigan fan out crying like a little girl.

The Ohio State fan was the last one up (he had finished
off the crate), but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said, "You support the
greatest team in the world, your alumni has some of the best
and most loyal football fans in the world. For this,
you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Buckeye fan
replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first
wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful
man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an
admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you
desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it
to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Michigan fan to my back."
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