Let me tell you a little story about a man named Jed,
Was shopping for a shootin' iron when he happened on a mini,
At the gun show, you know... Found a good deal... ex-tra magazi-i-ine...
Well, Jed took it home and found a little scratch. Damn how, sa-a-a-d...
Was shopping at Walmart, found a blueing pen real cheap...
With nothing to lose, spent 3 bucks-s, and now the scratch is history-y-y-y.
Deals that is, mini's are fine, $400 ain't that much worry, shoot till you're done.
Mini's, that is. Mini four-teens.