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12 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

2. You can trade in your .44 for two .22's.

3. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

4. If you admire your friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try it out.

5. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a back-up.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

7. A handgun does not take up a lot of closet space

8. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

9. Handguns won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

10. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep right after using it

11. A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.

12. A handgun won't complain if you are a "little fast on the draw."
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