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Old 05-26-2011, 19:34   #1
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so you guys desperate enough to make me a mod yet?

just wondering....
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Will this be an opportunity that pays the " BIG BUCKS " or should I stay at my career in fast foods ?
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Will this be an opportunity that pays the " BIG BUCKS " or should I stay at my career in fast foods ?
dont hate... when the power is passed to me.. all will bow
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dont hate... when the power is passed to me.. all will bow
I plan to work hard at it ( got to be better than flipping burgers ), when they decide that I'm the one !

I've already started selling my excess don't need it anymore stuff , so I can move and enjoy a new career here !

PS, Nobody needs to bow to me , as I'm just a regular type kind of fellow !
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
I plan to work hard at it ( got to be better than flipping burgers ), when they decide that I'm the one !

I've already started selling my excess don't need it anymore stuff , so I can move and enjoy a new career here !

PS, Nobody needs to bow to me , as I'm just a regular type kind of fellow !
this man feeds you lies... the second he gets power he will turn on all of you..

remember folks.. i have already turned on you..

with me.. u atleast know what you are in for...


i heard the other day carpshooter kills kittens and mames puppies in his spare time..

can you really trust a man like that?
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Oh I dunno, I like to squeeze ducks myself, duck squeezing can be therapeutic, and sometimes they fart too.
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Oh I dunno, I like to squeeze ducks myself, duck squeezing can be therapeutic, and sometimes they fart too.

if squeezing a duck is anything like choking the chicken id prefer you keep it to urself
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this man feeds you lies... the second he gets power he will turn on all of you..

remember folks.. i have already turned on you..

with me.. u atleast know what you are in for...


i heard the other day carpshooter kills kittens and mames puppies in his spare time..

can you really trust a man like that?
You must be reading about me on facebook again !


I don't know if everyone here , have pulled that knife out of their backs yet , to even want you judging them !

I stand for the common man / lady/ whatever , here and will be a very unbais person , if what you post is always agreeable to my thinking !

I'm the one , as I want to thank everyone involved in my success during these times of undecision . I'd like to thank my sponsors , when they admit they want to sponor me and and cover my expenses , my friends down at the local watering hole who encouraged me when I was running low on tap funds as this job pays the big bucks , the folks at my church , who haven't seen me in a while but still pray for me , my dog " Casey " , the package delivery guy and those fish , whose sacrifises have made me the archer I am today !

Now everyone here just head to your frig and grab a cold adult beverage and celebrate my future success here at this great site and check your frig for availability for more great sods and post the results as I'LL BE OVER TO HELP YOU FINISH THEM OFF !

I'm the one , Carpshooter

PS . I don't fart as I'm a true " Christain " , and if I do , well they ( farts of mine ) don't stink , unlike some !
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for those of you way to buzzed or bored to read all of ^^that^^ it says "vote for Whofarted"

carpshooter just sent me a pm saying he backed gun control and was a member of the Peace and Freedom party

I cant make this stuff up folks
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Old 06-23-2011, 19:06   #12
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for those of you way to buzzed or bored to read all of ^^that^^ it says "vote for Whofarted"

carpshooter just sent me a pm saying he backed gun control and was a member of the Peace and Freedom party

I cant make this stuff up folks
It is true , I PM him and personally thanked him for his support , as he finally made the right decision in life !

I got to get downtown and look at a new auto to up my image here !

Sometimes , it's questionable what world poor whofarted lives in !

I still like him , as he makes picking me easy !
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
It is true , I PM him and personally thanked him for his support , as he finally made the right decision in life !

I got to get downtown and look at a new auto to up my image here !

Sometimes , it's questionable what world poor whofarted lives in !

I still like him , as he makes picking me easy !
I think carpshooter is right.. perhaps Moderator would be a demotion for somebody like me... next time anybody sees a position open for Interweb God... send me a pm.. thanks
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I think carpshooter is right.. perhaps Moderator would be a demotion for somebody like me... next time anybody sees a position open for Interweb God... send me a pm.. thanks
Interweb God requires that you must walk on water ! Rumor at my wateringhole is that the water must be at least twelve feet deep to qualify for that position .

So if you got your mind set on that , well if you try , I just want to say " Goodby " nice knowing you !
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Interweb God requires that you must walk on water ! Rumor at my wateringhole is that the water must be at least twelve feet deep to qualify for that position .

So if you got your mind set on that , well if you try , I just want to say " Goodby " nice knowing you !
im not talkin "son of" tryin to prove himself by doing outlandish stunts to get his dads approval.. im talkin bout big guy... plagues floods annihilator of civilizations guy


i figure if im out for blasphemy i should shoot for all the deity based religions and not just the latest chapter
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im not talkin "son of" tryin to prove himself by doing outlandish stunts to get his dads approval.. im talkin bout big guy... plagues floods annihilator of civilizations guy


i figure if im out for blasphemy i should shoot for all the deity based religions and not just the latest chapter
I think that someone is living in a pagan's dream world !

I wish you well in this one person crusade in life !

If you need some ( alot ) of good solid advice , even though you may be very insatiable in life , just stop by at my favorite wateringhole to obtain all the correct answers in your journey of being alive's problems !

As long as you pay the tab , we will overwhelm you with vital information !
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
I think that someone is living in a pagan's dream world !

I wish you well in this one person crusade in life !

If you need some ( alot ) of good solid advice , even though you may be very insatiable in life , just stop by at my favorite wateringhole to obtain all the correct answers in your journey of being alive's problems !

As long as you pay the tab , we will overwhelm you with vital information !
i think i am due a bit more credit than i have been given with that beer gif. Figuring out the correct spelling of annihilator while that inebriated is no small feat
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i think i am due a bit more credit than i have been given with that beer gif. Figuring out the correct spelling of annihilator while that inebriated is no small feat
Don't worry old buddy , we at the wateringhole got all the answers ( right or wrong ) as long as you keep paying the bar tab !

When I finally get that moderator spot , we're getting one of the big screen TVs down here at that tavern hooked up to the computer and check out all of what's being posted here , so as a group we can cure and solve the world of life's problems !

Wish you well in life dude , as there may be a job in fast foods for you now !
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
Don't worry old buddy , we at the wateringhole got all the answers ( right or wrong ) as long as you keep paying the bar tab !

When I finally get that moderator spot , we're getting one of the big screen TVs down here at that tavern hooked up to the computer and check out all of what's being posted here , so as a group we can cure and solve the world of life's problems !

Wish you well in life dude , as there may be a job in fast foods for you now !


perfectunion being viewed on a 55" monitor? cool your jets there future boy.. u may have a few more burgers to flip than you think
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perfectunion being viewed on a 55" monitor? cool your jets there future boy.. u may have a few more burgers to flip than you think

Better hurry old buddy , cause there's an opening in a career of fast foods and if you keep your nose clean and able to flip burgers , your in !

How you know we got 55 inch TVs at my favorite wateringhole ?
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To think that I got someone into a career at fast foods , what power that just the right person here has , as I can just feel the power !
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Almost forgot, whats this extended kick on "making you a mod"?

Are you really serious enough to do the job in a proper manner - now really?
Do you believe everything you read ?

I've never work a day in fast foods , nor am I anti -gun or hunting , nor do I even drink , much more spend time in a tavern , but I do hunt , own alot of guns and bows , ride bicycles alot and get a laught out of some folks here , but have no plans to be a mod here or anywhere else !

Just got to BSing with another member on this site , who made up alot of facts about things !
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Do you believe everything you read ?

I've never work a day in fast foods , nor am I anti -gun or hunting , nor do I even drink , much more spend time in a tavern , but I do hunt , own alot of guns and bows , ride bicycles alot and get a laught out of some folks here , but have no plans to be a mod here or anywhere else !

Just got to BSing with another member on this site , who made up alot of facts about things !
Stand aside sweetheart.. quit houndin a pimp...

im pretty sure that was directed to me..

and the answer is.. yes.. i could and would do the mod gig if it was given to me
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you just gotta brush em off ur legs once and a while before they stain ur pants
I'll make sure all the drains are open , so we can just keep BSing on this thread !

Welcome back old buddy !

PS . I got a job , besides the pay here may be too volunteering for my style !
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