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Old 10-23-2011, 20:30   #76
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Maybe you need to try this.

I dont care how drunk you get me...

No way will i let you put your mouth there
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Old 10-27-2011, 18:04   #77
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I almost thought I was on another site , but it's the right site , just the wrong folks here !
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Old 10-27-2011, 19:48   #78
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
I almost thought I was on another site , but it's the right site , just the wrong folks here !
anybody else really interested in what site Carp is visiting when hes not here?
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Old 10-28-2011, 00:01   #79
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I can't believe that this thread continues to live...

ewww! something smells in here... oh wait, yeah... I forgot for a sec
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Old 10-28-2011, 15:27   #80
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This thread just refuses to die !

It's kind of like my mother-in-law !
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Old 11-07-2011, 18:57   #81
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i will "occupy PU" until my demands are met
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Old 11-13-2011, 04:52   #82
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I don't know about you , my friend , but look what I got !
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Old 11-13-2011, 12:35   #83
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
I don't know about you , my friend , but look what I got !
She can smother, or ah I mean moderate me all she wants, Ive been bad, very bad ms moderator
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Old 11-13-2011, 21:00   #84
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I don't know about you , my friend , but look what I got !
i need a proof pic on that.. u get those knockers to hold a fork and phone and maybe ill believe you
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Old 11-15-2011, 15:34   #85
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i need a proof pic on that.. u get those knockers to hold a fork and phone and maybe ill believe you
You just never know, they're still looking for the owner of this.

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Old 11-15-2011, 16:11   #86
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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
You just never know, they're still looking for the owner of this.

Looks like the ol' Stay Puff Marshmellowman finally got a piece of tail
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Looks like the ol' Stay Puff Marshmellowman finally got a piece of tail
hmmmmmmmmmmmm...... you know of some of these "puffy marshmellow women?
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Old 11-15-2011, 18:59   #88
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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
hmmmmmmmmmmmm...... you know of some of these "puffy marshmellow women?
dont they all become "puffy marshmellow women" after you marry em?


.....oh god.. i hope the Mrs doesnt read that...
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Old 11-16-2011, 21:03   #89
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Originally Posted by Carpshooter View Post
This thread just refuses to die
Or its just that Fartboy wont shut up, or go away (preferably both)!
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i will "occupy PU" until my demands are met
Yea, like a fungus, or a venereal disease (oops, I mean "social disease")!
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Old 11-19-2011, 18:30   #91
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Yea, like a fungus, or a venereal disease (oops, I mean "social disease")!
as resident of the valley of the dirt wookie i have no doubt you have first hand knowledge of the venereal and social diseases you speak of but i assure you i suffer from neither...thank you for playing.... my nuts appreciate the service you pay to them
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Old 11-19-2011, 21:49   #92
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A little known fact !

I been collecting them things for years , just look !
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Old 11-20-2011, 07:08   #93
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I been collecting them things for years , just look !


you and J Edgar both right.... To each their own
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Old 11-24-2011, 06:25   #94
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I want to wish everyone here , a Happy Thanksgiving Day and invite you all over for a meal at my house with plenty of adult beverages for all and yes there will be seconds for everyone !

This offer only good for today , so you better get going , if you plan to eat !
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I want to wish everyone here , a Happy Thanksgiving Day and invite you all over for a meal at my house with plenty of adult beverages for all and yes there will be seconds for everyone !

This offer only good for today , so you better get going , if you plan to eat !
me and Iowa just wouldnt blend well... i get nervous when there are that many other white folk around..
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me and Iowa just wouldnt blend well... i get nervous when there are that many other white folk around..
I figured that someone like you , were a sure thing for a free meal !
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I figured that someone like you , were a sure thing for a free meal !
Wow... and I was certain you were above race jokes... Should I expect a "you people" comment next?
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Wow... and I was certain you were above race jokes... Should I expect a "you people" comment next?
Doen't matter , as I am not aware of any so called race issues until those that use it for their gains , seem to bring it up in life !

To let you know that yours trully here , namely me is 3/4 German , 1/8 French and 1/8 Scottish , so I too am of mixed blood as I am a 6'2' , dishwater blond , blue eye looking mostly of that German decent .

I feel your pain , please don't invite me over , as I don't want to get robbed or raped !
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To let you know that yours trully here , namely me is 3/4 German , 1/8 French and 1/8 Scottish , so I too am of mixed blood as I am a 6'2' , dishwater blond , blue eye looking mostly of that German decent .
I feel your pain , please don't invite me over , as I don't want to get robbed or raped !
that is the hottest craigslist classified i have read to date
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that is the hottest craigslist classified i have read to date
Always someone who wants me for my good looks alone !
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