Left wing crazy moon bats of Austin Texas
Yup even Austin Texas has an infestation of these lunatics. They are running round the city trying to get people to sign a petition to ban St Patricks day because well, you know, its racist. I wonder how the Irish people feel about that. Why wasn't Cinco de Mayo also included since it would be equally racist and Martin Luther King Jr day and oh yeah, we have to include the Chinese new year? Yom Kippur is a state declared holiday in Texas. Why was it not included? What about native American's day?
While they are at it why didn't they include Halloween, Easter, Christmas and the 4th of July. I'm sure these people can find some descriptive adjective that explains why we shouldn't celebrate those days either.
Ok, that is all just too hard to address. We must simply ban ALL American holidays. That is a lot easier because there are so many observance days in this country for all these different religions and races and causes. Just ban them all because if you only ban certain days and not others well that is discrimination which is,,, racist. This is where "ban logic" ultimately leads us.