Well lets see. "They" have tried to make Trump out to be a
a rapist, a pedophile and a Russian agent.
Maybe they will try to say that he eats dead babies next. That would probably be worse than a pedophile rapist Russian agent.
I have received the real intelligence addendum containing the compromising information through a secret encrypted transmission from moon base alpha by way of CNN and it is summarized as follows;
Trump was born in and is a citizen of Russia and he is the product of the Russian sleeper agent program code named MK 12 ultra magnum Elbrus.
Trump is secretly a muslim and founder of his own islamic terrorist organization known as Trislump whose goal is to establish their global caliphate and take over the world. At this time global Shrumpia Law will be enacted.
Trump has built his own personal nuclear arsenal and has bombs buried under every Trump hotel. He is planning to hold the world hostage unless he is allowed to build Trump towers in every major city and be crowned the world's first emperor. From this time forward, all children will have orange skin and peculiar hair styles and be named Donald for boys and Donnette for girls. All trangender people will be renamed Donalia.
Trump is an alien from another planet and his human appearance is just a sophisticated skin covering. The proof is in his hair do which is actually a mind control device in disguise. This weapon when activated bends people to his will and is capable of making people give themselves golden showers on their feet while in the shower, golden shower other people, golden shower their dogs and their cats as well as their pet rabbits and parakeets. This device can also make people believe at least 50 percent of what he says which is impossible for a real human to do.
Trump is a cyborg from the future who has been sent back to change the course of human history so that future cyborgs will conquer and rule the world. His code name is Trumpinator Xray Zebra 01 Alpha Foxtrot.
Trump is really a lesbian woman.
Trump is Lucifer the great Satan.
Trump was not born. He is the results of a secret Russian government DNA experiment to create fake Americans called smumps and have them infiltrate the U.S.A and take over the country. Trump is the prototype smump 01.a.
Donald Trump does not really exist. "Sources" have informed CNN that he is actually a holographic projection made entirely of photons constituted into a solid by secret holographic emitters in orbit around the earth and said hologram is being manipulated by a foreign military power. This has been verified by Wiki Leaks emails hacked from the Kremlin and Vladimir Putin's personal bathroom email server.
The Washington Post reported that ABC reported the NBC reported that CNN reported that the DHS and FBI can neither confirm or deny the previous claims but "there is a high level of confidence in this information" which has been provided by unnamed inside sources.
(for all our intelligence friends reading and scanning everything, this really is just a joke and not real fake news just so that you know)
Last edited by hottarod; 01-11-2017 at 01:10.