You flung the chuck, and it knocked the chip off my shoulder!
Unless you intend to make a Meeting of the Freddie & Sammie Club with Me, Real words in Real Time are in order. You have long ago forgotten what it was like to make it to the Marine Corps Ball, more or less the USMC Dinner! Half a tour still qualifies you as being a MARINE, now would you like to Dance with a Career Frogman on a Moonless 30 Year Night?