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Old 08-02-2012, 15:08   #1
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The toilet seat

If this is in the wrong forum please move, thanks.
THE TOILET SEAT

If this doesn't get a laugh out of you, nothing will !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take
care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."
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Old 08-02-2012, 17:09   #2
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Funny.......

Pics or it didn't happen.....

How did they remove it??
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Old 08-02-2012, 21:47   #3
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LMAO wow !
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Old 08-03-2012, 06:20   #4
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Is she unstuck yet ? Did it make for kinky sex ?
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Old 09-21-2012, 14:40   #6
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How could your first thought not have been "camera phone"!!
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I bet she will not ask him to paint any more!!! Smart move man.
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