Lets see what you got,

I got my 590 Mossberg ready !

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I'm thinking he must smell benton quest's grill

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'the beatings will continue until morale improves'

A chevy with a 350 heading in the other direction.

Both parties lose in that situation..

here you go - just the ting for those pesky charging bears:

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nice... a gatling gun on a camel, there is something you don't see every day.

And I thought a recoiless rifle on a jackass was creative...

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Bicycle and machine gun vs bear, I wonder who would win.

duh! the bicycle obviously... damn bear would die laughing at the guy in the hat

Thats funny^

kind of the same procedure we surfers have when surfing Sharky breaks.

surf with a buddy who swims slower, and carry a small kelp cutting knife on a chain around your neck under your wet suit.
something like this:

when the man in the grey suit shows up - poke your buddy with the knife, cut his leash, shove his board out to sea, and paddle in

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You only thought you were seeing double; I've not popped a top all day and can confirm that's a quadracycle.

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it were a four wheeled velocipede I tell ya'

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I think I see a little motor in back.

That would be some serious weight to pedal around in combat. I'd rather be on the camel.

The photo is titled, "GB-Armored-PoweredQuadracycle-June1899"

Re the camel Gatling,
http://www.heliograph.com/trmgs/trmgs2/camel.shtml

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"They've Put a Gatling On a Camel"

They've put a Gatling on a camel,
She wasn't Armed proper, you know.
They've put a Gatling on a camel,
So that from her humps bullets would flow.
And they're making other most dubious plans,
They're even even insisting the pigs should wear guns,
They'll strap up the ducks if we give them the funds
Since they've put a Gatling on a camel.
They've put a Gatling on a camel,
They claim she's more deadly that way.
They've put a Gatling on a camel,
The camel had nothing to say.
They squeezed it on to her, i'll never know how,
They say that she looks more tacticool now,
Lord knows what they've got in mind for the cow,
Since they've put a Gatling on a camel

(my apologies to Shel Silverstien and his estate... )

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