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Old 03-15-2009, 17:00   #1
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TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Hi everyone! I`m new to the forum. I have a funny story to tell you that I read somewhere.

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an
immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so the man
said, 'Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce.' The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking
for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and
get his car back. 'That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest', the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to
walk away. 'Wait sir', the loan officer said, 'while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to
borrow $5,000?' The man smiled. 'Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?
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good one! welcome to the Forum.
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Old 03-17-2009, 02:56   #3
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Damn! Wolf in sheep's clothing... What a ploy!
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain
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Nice post.

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.

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Good One!!
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