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Old 09-15-2008, 16:14   #1
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No more fishing for me

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck,
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that mess?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped fishing.
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I told my wife that I was either wanting to go fishing or perhaps staying home with the idea of ..., she told me to take a sweatshirt, it's chilly out this time of day
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My hunting buddy's wife and my wife give us that treatment when we start talking about going out...
"Get out! Take a sweatshirt and your parka!"
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The trick now is to wait in the bedroom with your Boom stick and wait for the REAL guy to arrive.
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Oh, the pursuit of knowledge, when some over-educated idiot starts something nobody can finish!
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I've already had a couple offers for the boat.
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I'd keep the boat and get rid of the wife........

I've been divorced, once a cheater, allways a cheater, never fails.
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I'd keep the boat and get rid of the wife........

I've been divorced, once a cheater, always a cheater, never fails.

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself.....
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Originally Posted by markw76 View Post
You shouldn't be so hard on yourself.....
I was reffering to my ex, like the ol' song,...."I got a woman who won't be true".....
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Originally Posted by Mrblackguns View Post
I was reffering to my ex, like the ol' song,...."I got a woman who won't be true".....
Was that written by the same guy that wrote, "How can I miss you if you won't go away"?
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Old 09-23-2008, 06:31   #12
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I dunno, but I wish....."all my ex's live in Texas".....it'd make life in Oregon a LOT easier,...
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Well, on that note, thought I'd add a list of country songs on the subject. Can't vouch that all exist, but I remember many from when I worked in Texas and we used to talk about them.

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aimís Gettiní Better

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

If I Canít Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted to, Iíd Be out By Now

Youíre the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

All My Exes Live in Texas

I Thought She Was Out Jogging,
But She Was Running Around On Me

If the Phone Donít Ring, Itís Me Not Calling You Up

If Love were Oil, Iíd be a Quart Low

How Come Your Dog Donít Bite Nobody But Me?

Iím Gettiní Gray From Being Blue

If You Canít Live Without Me, Why Arenít You Dead Yet?

I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning)

Mama Get The Hammer (Thereís A Fly On Papaís Head)

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin,
Wonder Whose Iíd Find On You

I Keep Forgettiní I Forgot About You

Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond
And She Clubbed Me With a Spade

Itís Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

If Whiskey Were A Woman Iíd Be Married For Sure

Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door

I Canít Love Your Body if Your Heartís Not In It

I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope Itís Love

Iím So Miserable Without You, Itís Like Having You Here

Since You Bought The Waterbed Weíve Slowly Drifted Apart
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I'm sure there are more. You left out all the other ones mentioning the dog!
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I'm sure there are more. You left out all the other ones mentioning the dog!
But only a classic can get Mama, prison, my dog, getting drunk, going fishing, my truck, a train, and she done left me all in one song.

David Allen Coe came real close with, "You Never Even Call Me By My Name". Heven't heard it in years though.
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If I'd listed the ones mentioning dogs or trucks, I may just crash the whole internet

However, I forgot to list one on the list above: Johnny Cash's "Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart."
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How 'bout "She got the gold mine, I got the (Large Hadron Collider) shaft"?
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