What it takes to go fishing....
> Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
> following
> > conversation took place:
> >
> > First guy:
> >
> > "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
> come out
> > fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife
> that I will paint
> > every room in the house next weekend."
> >
> > Second guy:
> >
> > "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I
> will
> > build her a new deck for the pool."
> >
> > Third guy:
> >
> > "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
> wife
> > that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
> >
> > They continue to fish when they realized that the
> fourth
> > guy has not said a word.
> >
> > So they asked
> > him.
> > "You haven't said anything about what you had to
> do to be
> > able to come fishing this weekend. What's the
> deal?"
> >
> > Fourth guy:
> >
> > "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went
> off, I
> > shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and
> said, "Fishing or
> > Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."
> >
>
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