same two drunks going fishing late one night; as they walked down the road out of town, one says, you know as messed up as we is somthin' bad could happen to us. i was just thinkin', i ain't been bapitized. the other one says hmmm, me needer, what you speck we otta do. first one says, we gonna' pass da preacher's house directly, maybe we could get the reverend to bapitize us real quick like.
they stood outside the preacher's house yelling up at his bedroom window for 5-10 minutes. finally the preacher came to the window and harshly asked what they wanted this late.
the first one says, well preacher, me and zeek was going fishin' and got to thinkin' about what if somthin' happened and we didn't come back. well, we ain't been a bapitized and was wonderin' if you could do us both real quick like.
preacher says, OK, wait a minute. he walks away from the window then comes back with a bowl. as he leans out and empties the bowl on them, he says, i bapitize you in the name of the father, son and holy ghost, amen.
first man says, thank ye preacher, yer a fine man. secound one says, yeah, thanks.
after about a mile of silence, and reflecting on the moment; the first one says, hey!, what religion are we now? the second one says, i ain't rightly shore but according to the way we smell, i think we is pisapailens.
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