Well...If it's your time....

[2dumb2kwit]

...LOL

Is there a better way to show your love of bacon forever than to be buried wrapped in it? We don't think so. This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.

Bacon Coffin


I guess they will really sell you one....but seriously, check out their other stuff. Baconnaise, bacon lip balm,...etc.

[whofarted]

Bacon Lube... can you even imagine breaking that stuff out right before hubba hubba?

[Marlin 45 carbine]

3k$$ could buy a lot of BLT sandwiches. good juicy vine ripe 'maters, hellmans mayo lightly toasted wonder bread and a sprinkle of salt/black pepper