just a bit of satire there benton.
I'm not fond of garden salad but recognize the health benefits from eating them, once a week is about all I can stand. a small serving of good coleslaw is good, I had some today at lunch.
cooked greens I like fairly well and cooked veggies. I will have some of a veggy tray appetizer though.
broccoli I enjoy steamed with a squirt of seasoning or broccili soupl and such
you 'da man' when it comes to grilling here I'll admit, would like to have you as a neighbor
'the beatings will continue until morale improves'