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steve4102
09-16-2008, 21:46
Due to his injuries suffered as a POW Senator McCain cannot tie his shoes, comb his hair or use a keyboard. Obama has some issues as well, not from torture and physical abuse, but from plain old stupidity.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/steve4102/Obama.jpg

jma037
09-16-2008, 22:06
NO. It can't be. This is photo shopped. Has to be.


HOWEVER! The more important thing is! What is the guy in the back doing on the floor? Doesn't he know that homosexuality is a crime against God?

markw76
09-16-2008, 22:33
That's no worse than those shots of Presidents visiting somewhere looking through binoculars with the lens caps on or something. I think everyone gets caught doing it. They got BJ Clinton that way, then they caught Dubya in the same pose. And everyone crows about it as if it's never been done before!

Like your signature there jma...

migyver
09-17-2008, 00:45
I take it that he can't tell which part of the phone you have to talk into.

migyver
09-17-2008, 00:50
Does the clock in the background read 3:00 o'clock? Maybe it's also past his bed-time.

COBRADOC
09-17-2008, 19:30
Okay, so Mac can't use a computer. I assist in a class at my church that teaches basic computers to folks that don't know how to use them or have just bought one and want to know more about them. You would be surprised at the number of folks in their late 30's and older that are actually afraid of a computer.

Oh yes, it was revealed last week that BJ Clinton said that he had sent only one e-mail in his life. Guess he had Monica doing that on her spare time.

markw76
09-17-2008, 20:14
So Monica really could multitask!

jma037
09-18-2008, 21:33
Obama was on the phone with W.

COBRADOC
09-22-2008, 19:56
So Biden wouldn't have done the ad about McCain and a computer:

http://www.rr.com/view/content/story.cfm?storyId=5860754&view=HOME&newsgroup=9000&sSect=HOM_1

freesw
09-22-2008, 21:33
I wouldn't have run that ad either, but are we sure it came out before McCain's top economic adviser said that the senator had, in fact, helped bring about the Blackberry?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/16/AR2008091603226.html

Holtz-Eakin has clearly taken a page from the Limbaugh playbook of evading responsibility: When Limbaugh gets caught telling fibs, which happens all the time, he has the ever convenient excuse that he's a "comedian." You see, when Rush isn't busy with the heavy resonsibility of being "America's anchorman," he's a comic. Whichever is more convenient at the moment. It would be one thing if it was obvious when he is kidding around and when he's serious, but in reality he's kidding around whenever he makes up serious facts, too, in addition to the obvious jokes.

So now we know, when the McCain campaign gets a fact wrong, they're just kidding around.

Pat-inCO
09-23-2008, 07:31
I don't know about you, but I would not want the President spending his time at the keyboard.

If I remember correctly, that's what the secretarial staff is for. :rolleyes:

jma037
09-25-2008, 15:46
Exactly. He's there to lead. Not to read.

COBRADOC
09-25-2008, 18:38
I don't know about you, but I would not want the President spending his time at the keyboard.

If I remember correctly, that's what the secretarial staff is for. :rolleyes:

Now that you mention it, I don't recall ever seeing a picture of the oval office where there was a computer visible in the picture.

Or maybe Monica kept one under the desk?

Pat-inCO
09-26-2008, 04:52
Or maybe Monica kept one under the desk?
GASP, WHEEZE, hold on while I catch my breath from laughing so hard. :cannon:

PRICELESS! :lol: