Forgive me folks for I have sinned

[kid_couteau]

Hi Folks

Well as you know I went downstate this past weekend.

What you don't know is on the way down I stopped in the gun shop.

They had a Marlin papoose and a Marlin single shot bolt action 22.

Well I had been trying to not use my credit card till I had it paid off.

BUT HOW MUCH TEMPTATION CAN A MAN TAKE?

They were calling out to me like untouched beautiful virgins waiting to be stroked, cuddled and made love to.

They were both in great shape with great barrels desiring to be penetrated repeatedly in a rapid fire of love until they were hot to the touch.

The wood of their bodies was like a fine scotch. Smooth to the touch but you want to go slow with it so you enjoy it to the last.

The best part was the cost to liberate them from the clutches of the man holding them ransom.

$125 for the Papoose and 75 for the bolt gun.

I talked the miserly owner of these two ladies contracts down to $195 out the door with a box of love candy included (ammo)

So you can see that I just had to do it right?

Kid



Oh I did wait till the trip back home to buy them so that counts for patience right?

Kid

[DaveyDug]

LMAO!!:lol: :lol:

You sir, are truly a poet! And who could blame you for liberating those two nubile virg... er... rifles from their evil tyrannical keeper? You were just doing the right thing, for goodness sake! There should be more people like you in this world!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[ShootinDave]

Don't forgit you gotta kinda break those barrels in easy the first couple times at the range.......

[plinky]

You`re a bad, bad boy :lol:

[Boogyman]

I hope you'll do the honorable thing and marry those girls! :D

[2rangers]

My wife read that, and suddenly, she was "in the mood".:D
My thanks to you, Kid!!;)
Who woulda thought?:blink:
:sniper:

[kid_couteau]

Hummmmm maybe I should be writing love books instead of teaching computer networking.

Of course Networking is sexual too.

Router A is attached to Router H

Router A pings Router H to check connectivity

Router A gets clearance from Router H to clear the firewall

Router A downloads information and Router H receives packet

See its sexual

Or maybe I just need a vacation
Kid

[Boogyman]

Hmmm.... maybe a vacation would be a good idea, Kid.... or something! :rolleyes: :lol:

[NWO]

Yes, a VACATION.

:)

[surbat6]

You bought a couple of guns. I'm still looking for the "sin" part. Good on you for giving two deserving rifles a good home!

[Dorkface]

BUT HOW MUCH TEMPTATION CAN A MAN TAKE?


Alot. It just depends on how strong your will is.

And yes you need a vacation. :lol: