wonderpig
05-27-2000, 23:54
SARAH'S MARVELOUS DREAM.
Once upon a time, in the land of Milk and Honey, there ruled a green thinking, and compassionate dictator. One morning he
awoke feeling poorly, as he was wont to do. Even after ingesting a heaping pile of
plant derivatives, he was still feeling down. "Oh, Dear, whatever could be the problem," his beautiful and intelligent wife inquired.
"It's the peoples pain." he cried. "I feel it so deeply, because of the children being slaughtered by gunfire in their homes, as
they snuggle with their Teddy Kennedy bears."
And so, the benevolent dictator made a proclamation, and it was spread throughout the land, "No guns allowed."
The drones of the land rejoiced.
There also dwelt an evil man in that land, who made his way by kicking down doors, shooting dead the inhabitants, and making away with their riches and food stamps. When even had fallen, he said unto himself, "Sir, it is time to be about your business." But lo! He remembered the proclamation announced that very day. And so he broke and scattered the pieces of his mean, black short barreled rifle, and even so with his pocket pistol, which he had bought at a capitalist gun show.
The previously evil man, upon arising early in the morn, went straightway to find him employment with the government (as such were the jobs, in those days). Never more did the man, or others like him, kick down the doors and murder the babies. From thence, all
murdered babies were made so by government licensed doctors, and lesbian lawyers, only.
And the inhabitants of the land were ever so happy.
Once upon a time, in the land of Milk and Honey, there ruled a green thinking, and compassionate dictator. One morning he
awoke feeling poorly, as he was wont to do. Even after ingesting a heaping pile of
plant derivatives, he was still feeling down. "Oh, Dear, whatever could be the problem," his beautiful and intelligent wife inquired.
"It's the peoples pain." he cried. "I feel it so deeply, because of the children being slaughtered by gunfire in their homes, as
they snuggle with their Teddy Kennedy bears."
And so, the benevolent dictator made a proclamation, and it was spread throughout the land, "No guns allowed."
The drones of the land rejoiced.
There also dwelt an evil man in that land, who made his way by kicking down doors, shooting dead the inhabitants, and making away with their riches and food stamps. When even had fallen, he said unto himself, "Sir, it is time to be about your business." But lo! He remembered the proclamation announced that very day. And so he broke and scattered the pieces of his mean, black short barreled rifle, and even so with his pocket pistol, which he had bought at a capitalist gun show.
The previously evil man, upon arising early in the morn, went straightway to find him employment with the government (as such were the jobs, in those days). Never more did the man, or others like him, kick down the doors and murder the babies. From thence, all
murdered babies were made so by government licensed doctors, and lesbian lawyers, only.
And the inhabitants of the land were ever so happy.